Drinking Songs

The KIDDA songs are another essential part of any KIDDA night out. The origin of the bulk of the words have been sung at Scotland v Ireland rugby games for years. We've taken them and adapted them for ourselves! Normally what happens is verse after verse of alternating song! However, they do get a certain reaction when you sing them on the bus!

Both of these songs are sung to the tune of The Wild Rover .....

A song for the s

I've been a

for many a year,
I've spent all my money on

ing gear,
The goggles, the gloves, the

ing tank,
When I'm not

ing, I'm having a ...

W*NK (shouted by the

s at this point)

And it's no, nae, never ...
Right up yer kilt (shouted by everybody)
No, nae never no more ...
I've been a

... let's go down some more!

A song for the s

I've been a

for many a year,
I've spent all my money on

ing gear,
The tissues, the bib, the

ing hat,
When I'm not

ing, I'm flicking my ...

TWAT (shouted by the

s at this point)

And it's no, nae, never ...
Right up yer skirt (shouted by everybody)
No, nae never no more ...
I've been a

... let's go down some more!

Obviously, the

s and the

s can sing both verses if they wish!

Saint has now also written a Queenslander version of the song to the same tune:

I've been a Queenslander for many a year,
I've spent all my money on Queenslander gear,
The stubbies and singlett all must be MAAARAOWN,
If I'm not in Queensland, then I'm not at home!

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